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"How I Left the Ministry"
The Extra Lens
Undercard

Transcribed by Jon A.

E   - 022100
B   - x24442
A   - x02220
G#m - 466444

Intro riffs:

Gtr 1:
E-----------------|-------------------------|
B-----------------|-------------------------|
G-9---8---6-------|-9-8-6-9-8-6-9-8-6-9-8-6-|
D-------------9---|-------------------------|
A-----------------|-------------------------|
E-----------------|-------------------------|

Gtr 2:
E-----------------|-------------------------|
B-(9)-------------|-9-7-5-9-7-5-9-7-5-9-7-5-|
G-----------------|-------------------------|
D-----------------|-------------------------|
A-----------------|-------------------------|
E-----------------|-------------------------|
(That first note is in parentheses because it isn't played the very first time, only on repeats.)

Play three times, then the fourth time end with:

Gtr 1:
E-----------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|
B-----------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|
G-9---8---6-------|-9-8-6-8b9r8-6-----------|-1-----------------------|
D-------------9---|-------------------------|-------------------------|
A-----------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|
E-----------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|

Gtr 2:
E-----------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|
B-9---------------|-12----------------------|-------------------------|
G-----------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|
D-----------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|
A-----------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|
E-----------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|

E
 There was one thing
   B                          A
 I found that I couldn't help thinking
         E
 As they pried me
 B                     A
 Free with the jaws of life
         E       B                     A
 None of this disaster would ever have happened
      E            B                     A
 If I had not been driving my neighbor's wife

        G#m
 To the Alta Loma Days Inn,
 Where I'd registered us as
   A
 A couple with a name I'm sure
      B
 Some other couple somewhere has

E    B    A (play twice)

And the last thing 
I saw before falling unconscious
Was your right hand 
Tracing a heart on my thigh
And I thought my god what an infantile gesture
And I thought my god what an indescribable high

The autumn air was sweeter 
Than a slice of wedding cake
As I overshot the exit and 
I tried and failed to find the brake