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Never thought I'd make it! Never ever thought!
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Forced into surgery! Arrested for perjury!
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I don't like Freddy Mercury! Even though he was probably
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A district court judge
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In a dream I had when I was twelve
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About a furniture store
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Furniture store
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Furniture Store
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Furniture store
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Fur-nit-ure Store!!!!

Repeat

O sinner!
Some-day you will face your God!
And your God is gonna wanna know!
What did you do when the time came!
To profess Furniture Huschle before men!
And I hope you can look God straight in His gigantic single eye and say

Never thought I'd make it! Never ever thought! Forced into surgery! Arrested for perjury! I don't like Freddy Mercury! Even though he was probably a district court judge! In a dream I had when I was 12! About a Furniture Store! Furniture Store! Furniture Store! Furniture Store! Fur-Nit-Ure Store!!!!!!!