G                                       C\\          
Maybe I didn't get enough milk when I was a baby\\
G                                       C\\
Maybe I never learned the value of a penny\\
G                                                                              C\\
Maybe I listened to that first Black Sabbath album, the one with the witch on the front\\
G            D\\
One time too many\\
G               A#/Gm7 (Play Gm7 barre chord with pinky on 6)\\
But I think something wrong with me\\
G                         A#/Gm7\\
I think something's wrong with me\\
G                                  D\\
I think something's glued down wrong permanently.\\
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Maybe it's the things I never learned how to do\\
Maybe it's the things I learned to do real well\\
Maybe it's the Irish whiskey that I like to drink \\
Maybe it's the California zinfandel\\
But I think something's wrong with me\\
I think something's glued down wrong, maybe permanently.\\
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I'm gonna tell you once, you gotta listen\\
You came here for comfort, you came to the wrong place\\
I got a strong stomach and a murmur in my heart,\\
I got a tremor in my hand, muscle twitches in my face\\
And I think something's wrong with me\\
I think something's snapped on wrong, maybe permanently\\
Yeah\\